SIR! You Are Under Arrest!...

Officer Naughty will pay you a visit you'll never forget! First you must be frisked, and restrained while I conduct my naughty investigation. If you've been found to be a bad boy then I'll have to punish you with some spanking, strap on action or and old fashioned licking! I serve all of Chicago including the burbs. Whenever and where ever someone is disturbing the piece. Message me here to report a crime and I'll be over to handle it!  - NaughtyNatalie